Category: april fools

  • Ensuring Student Success Brick by Brick

    Posted on Mar 31st

    Following decades of complaints about the distracting views of Lake Mendota from College Library’s windowed north façade, library administration have unveiled a […]

  • New Cuddly Creatures Join Finals Roster

    Posted on Mar 31st

    College Library is pleased to announce that a new partner will join the library in helping students cope with anxiety during finals this […]

  • Bringing Vinyl Back

    Posted on Mar 31st

    Given the resurgence in the popularity of vinyl records, up 52% in sales from 2013 according to Time magazine, College Library has […]

  • New Coffee Option Percolates Excitement

    Posted on Apr 1st

    In our quest to anticipate every student need, College Library is pleased to announce that it is participating in a pilot project […]

  • Red Bull Research Academy Unveiled

    Posted on Apr 1st

    College Library is pleased to announce that after months of delicate negotiation, Red Bull USA has secured the naming rights to the […]