Category Archives: april fools

April 1st, 2017

Following decades of complaints about the distracting views of Lake Mendota from College Library’s windowed north façade, library administration have unveiled a bold new plan to replace all of the […]

March 31st, 2016

College Library is pleased to announce that a new partner will join the library in helping students cope with anxiety during finals this semester. While certain details have yet to be confirmed, […]

April 1st, 2015

Given the resurgence in the popularity of vinyl records, up 52% in sales from 2013 according to Time magazine, College Library has decided to change course and focus solely on […]

April 1st, 2014

In our quest to anticipate every student need, College Library is pleased to announce that it is participating in a pilot project to install the campus’s first “coffee bubbler” on […]

April 1st, 2013

College Library is pleased to announce that after months of delicate negotiation, Red Bull USA has secured the naming rights to the 24-hour library at the University of Wisconsin. College […]